Dan Marino To Put On Dancing Shoes, Laces Out

Now that Brett Favre has gone and broken just about every one of his “unbreakable” passing records, Hall of Fame quarterback Dan Marino will try to satisfy his craving for the spotlight by appearing in next season’s run of “Dancing with the Stars”.

A youthful Dan Marino

According to the PALM BEACH POST, the man who holds the record for most, uh … passing yards in a season(?) will follow Jason Taylor to become the second consecutive Miami Dolphin to take off his cleats and strap on some dancing shoes.

From the PBP:

As for Dan The Man, he certainly has some sizable dance shoes to fill — namely Jason Taylor’s. Not only did the former Dolphins defensive end make it to the finals, but he looked GQ smooth and swan-like graceful doing it. Something tells me Marino won’t be as smooth or elegant. But he does look great in a suit.

While Marino might not be the most fleet of foot (he only had 87 total rushing yards in 17 seasons), as the below video illustrates, he does have the intestinal fortitude to succeed no matter the situation:

Isotoner!

*UPDATE*: The Dolphins are now denying that Dan will be Dancing on ABC anytime soon.