• SIX PACK SPORTS REPORT tries to explain the selections on Maria Sharapova’s iTunes playlist:
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• The SHEBOYGAN PRESS hears Colin Cowherd compare Michael Vick’s dogfighting to pedophilia.
• LAIST has uncovered shocking footage of a horrendous seal clubbing in San Francisco:
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• LION IN OIL says “auf wiedersehen” to German TV coverage of the Tour de France.
• WE ARE THE POSTMEN sees an uncanny resemblance between Danny Ainge and Curt Schilling:
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• THE ASSOCIATION discovers Kevin Garnett finally on an L.A. court - if only a tennis court.
• You spin Tar Heels coach Roy Williams right ’round, baby, right ’round, like a record player, right ’round ’round ’round:
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• JOE SPORTS FAN breaks out the popcorn in naming their favorite sports movie monikers.
• THE SERIOUS TIP surmised what questions the World Wide Leader would ask worldwide leaders:
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• BETWEEN THE LINES wants to rub out the Catcher ERA stat ASAP.










