â€¢ You know why Marcus Vick is such a bust? He gets caught by bike cops.
â€¢ A Texas high school football coach takes a gamble on pawning his players’ equipment.
â€¢ $60 will get you a leg up on joining the Memphis Grizzlies dance team.
â€¢ Is Dallas Cowboy Ken Hamlin trying to corral some sex online?
â€¢ A St. Louis Cardinals draft pick gets called up - for combat duty.
â€¢ Want to talk to NBA ref Dick Bavetta? Good luck tracking him down.
â€¢ Jeff Van Gundy thinks Will Smith’s “Hitch” is a cinematic masterpiece.
â€¢ Greg Lloyd wants to watch the game with you - for only $10,000.
â€¢ An Oregon senatorial candidate plucks the Ducks’ typeface.
â€¢ Many new Chinese children have an Olmypic ring to their names.