It sounds a little crazy, but it’s true. Just after news broke that Pacman Jones made an unannounced — and uninvited — appearance to make it rain at Dallas defensive end Marcus Spears’s birthday party, new photos dug up by TOTAL PRO SPORTS make it pretty clear that Spears was making it rain himself.
(Meet the new Rain Man.)
Evidently a fellow attendee of Mr. Spears’s little soiree was the ones who alerted DanD at TOTAL PRO to Spears’s monetary weather patterns. So how can we prove that the bills actually flew? Just check out those pics above. You don’t carry around that kind of a wad unless you’re Arabic and avoiding credit, or you have plans to throw some of it around.
It’s hard to tell what’s stupider about this story: The fact that Pacman, nearly broke, is throwing around cash at parties he isn’t even invited to, or that Marcus Spears is trying to follow the ignominous lead of the Pacman. Seriously. Has anything good ever come from Pacman? Aside from a few big interceptions with the Titans (at least for those living in Nashville).
Check out the rest of the pictures from the party here if you have a jones for horrible outfits and flashy garb at upscale restaurants, or avoid it if that’s not you’re thing. Whatever. Just don’t go throwing money around like Spears and Pacman. That’s not going to help anyone.