Manny Ramirez is Tinseltown-bound, as the sour Red Sox slugger has been traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers.

(Manny shows how he’ll measure up when Paris Hilton eventually comes a-callin’)

In return, Boston secures the services of the Pirates’ Jason Bay, while Pittsburgh gets a quartet of minor leaguers (and we wouldn’t expect anything less for the Buccos).

This is the perfect scenario for Ramirez. Not only is he finally free of a team that doesn’t deserve him, but Manny’s many theatrical moments will fit right in with the zany Hollywood landscape. Bet TMZ is licking their chops over ManRam’s arrival. LAX will experiencing a larger video camera presence than normal in the next day or two.

Guess the Angels acquiring Mark Teixeira didn’t have the bonus benefit of keeping Manny from the Blue Crew’s clutches, after all.