Mangini Demanding Costly Changes In Cleveland

As much as you don’t want to harp on the state of the economy when talking about sports (they are supposed to be a distraction from it, after all), it’s getting harder and harder not to as sports leagues become affected by everything. I mean, when a league as strong as the NFL has to start laying off employees that’s when you know something is terribly, terribly wrong.

(”This is where I want the gold-plated 42-inch plasma”)

It’s not just the league, either, as teams have had to let workers go over the last few months in an effort to save money. For instance, the Cleveland Browns had to lay off 18 people this offseason, and that doesn’t even include Romeo Crennel and the rest of his deposed coaching staff. Well, new coach Eric Mangini is very happy the Browns are saving the money they would have needed to pay all those folks. He’s so happy that he’s now demanding they spend it on changes to the team’s facilities.

From the PLAIN DEALER:

[The Browns] are sinking more money into their headquarters facility in Berea to suit the place to coach Eric Mangini’s specifications.

The highest-priced change, according to sources, involves moving the team’s video department from the first floor to the second to be closer to the coaching offices.

The move will create more meeting room and classroom space on the first floor and will require several modifications to the building. The cost of this project was estimated to be in the vicinity of $500,000. Another source disputed that figure as “very inaccurate,” but wouldn’t elaborate.

Mangini also wants changes made to the locker rooms, where a row of lockers currently separates the offense and the defense. Mangini would prefer an open locker room, which is understandable for team unity.

What’s not so understandable? Making the team pay $500,000 when they’re laying off employees, so Mangini doesn’t have to walk down an extra flight of stairs to get to the video room from his office. Though I’m guessing Mangini’s biggest beef is having to walk back up the stairs when he’s done.

For Eric’s next trick, during the Browns next canned food drive, instead of donating the food to the poor Mangini will demand it all be delivered to his house.

6 comments

  1. GravatarBig Bens Broken Ribs
    12:09 pm on March 2nd, 2009

    But it will all be worth it once the Browns start winning all those Super Bowls.

  2. GravatarEl Stinko
    12:18 pm on March 2nd, 2009

    Mangini just wants to make sure he has all his favorite Scooby-Doo episodes taped.

  3. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    12:31 pm on March 2nd, 2009

    It should make it easier for Mangini to put together next season's Browns highlight reel - which should be about 5 minutes long.

  4. GravatarCanesFan77
    12:38 pm on March 2nd, 2009

    It's a small price to pay when you have the Mangenius!

  5. GravatarCharlie
    1:16 pm on March 2nd, 2009

    I take the Browns to the Super Bowl at least twice a day.

  6. Gravatarbillyd
    12:55 am on March 3rd, 2009

    The Browns are a joke.  Old running back.  Best receiver has a bad case of the drops.  Traded away Winslow.  Defense is OK but certainly not great.  QB controversy to ensue if Anderson is traded.  Can't rush the passer worth a damn.  Future looks bright with Mangini and the Browns.  No wonder Cowher wanted nothing to do with this joke of a NFL franchise

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