â€¢ What happens when a married man has an affair with a 16-year-old cheerleader? Man & wife cruelly kill the cheerleader, of course.
â€¢ Derrick Rose needs to find some sleeping partners who aren’t so sharp.
â€¢ Panthers beat up Bucs, reign supreme over NFC South - for now.
â€¢ Corruption by an Illinois governor is no big surprise, but to bring the Cubs into his nefarious dealings? Monster!
â€¢ Columbus Blue Jackets tix can be yours under an easy installment plan of only $10 each. The catch - they’re for Blue Jackets games.
â€¢ How do you get the word out about your 4-year-old golf prodigy? Through the miracle of Google Ads!
â€¢ Before heading back to Bristol, Barry Melrose took time to lambast his former Lightning employers.
â€¢ Kevin McHale’s coaching ability can be best described in two-and-a-half words: Etch-A-Sketch.
â€¢ And the winner of today’s hair-raising Heat-ed caption contest is…
Joel, with this stiff warning: Side Effects for Viagra in Women: Prolonged erection of hair lasting more than 4 hours.Â See a doctor immediately.
Thanks for playing. Another contest to be highlighted tomorrow.