Magdalena Neuner Makes Me Care About Biathalon

YAHOO! SPORTS tells us that the youngest woman ever to win the biathalon World Cup is 21-year-old German Magdalena Neuner. Why do we care?

Magdalena Neuner biathalon bikini

Oh, we just like biathalon. Now.

Neuner, the youngest woman to ever win the highest prize of the biathalon season, was Germany’s Sportsperson of 2007, according to WIKIPEDIA, and she’s developed an international following on the web.

Magdalena Neuner biathalon

She was asked about posing for Playboy (sadly, she said “Nien.”) Unfortunately, her German values and long snow pants may not translate well to an American audience. Meh. Suddenly, I don’t enjoy biathalon so much.

Magdalena Neuner biathalon

Magdalena Neuner biathalon