Lou Piniella Warns Cubs About Getting Google-Eyed

PINIELLA CAUTIONS CUBBIES ON DANGER OF GOOGLE EYES: The Cubs are slowly creeping up in the NL Central. But manager Lou Piniella wants his boys to keep their focus:

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We’ve got to keep grinding. We can’t get google-eyed over where we are.”

Google-eyed? Sounds like a dangerous condition - one that might not be covered by the Tribune Co.’s HMO. (So that’s why they want to sell the team!)

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But have no fear, North Siders, as the blog CHICAGO CUBS BASEBALL cooks up this recipe for a great google-eye repellant.

Now all the Cubbies need to do is to be on the lookout for Yahoo-ear, Netscape-noogies, or getting Microsoft-in-the-
head.