There’s really no humorous set-up to do it justice, so we’ll just go ahead and straight out tell you. Meet North Carolina wrestler Long Wang:

CHICAGO BULL gave us the heads up in pointing out this athlete with the penile-enhanced moniker. And yes, that’s his name. We don’t detect any online forgeries here - Wang’s profile page appears to be from the official Tar Heels’ site.

But before you’re all off & running with the dick jokes, keep in mind that Long is a member of the National Honor Society, and he spent all four years at Cary High School competing in football & wrestling.

With a name like his, he probably took up sports just so he could beat the crap out of all the other kids who would inevitably tease him.

Sorry, Brian Suksomwong - your 15 minutes of hilarious name fame are up.