Little People + Hillary = Minor League Summer Fun

Afraid that you would have nothing exciting to do this week? That was before you read this post: Your week is set, my friends, thanks to Minor League Baseball. First, if you never thought you’d be able to party to the hip hop beat of a Christian-leaning Native American little people rap duo, think again (if you live anywhere near Oklahoma City). Meet Crunk Nativez, who make up with enthusiasm what they lack in ability to reach things on shelves.

Crunk Nativez, Hillary

Lil Mike and Funnybone will be performing for the Oklahoma City Redhawks on Thursday at Bricktown Ballpark, and if you’ve never seen them perform, you’re missing, um, something. My favorite of theirs has to be “Waitin’ On Wifey,” but check out “Rain Dance” in the video below. The Redhawks will never know what hit them. But hey, the fun’s only beginning: Especially if you live in Iowa.

On Saturday the Quad City River Bandits are giving away Hillary Clinton bobbleheads to the first 1,500 fans to show up at Modern Woodmen Park for their game with the Kane County Cougars. From Benjamin Hill’s Top 10 Upcoming Promotions at MILB.COM:

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has lived in Illinois, Massachusetts, Arkansas, Washington, D.C., and New York, so I’m not really sure why a Class A affiliate of the St. Louis Cardinals based out of Iowa is honoring her with a bobblehead doll. Maybe it’s a result of her third-place showing in the 2008 Iowa Democratic Caucus? … At any rate, bobble Hillary looks quite dapper in her River Bandits jersey and pantsuit combo outfit. Real-life Hillary should have adopted that look on the campaign trail.

As for me? I’ll be at Monday’s Spam Carving Competition and Spatula Giveaway with the Reading Phillies. I only pray that my erotic designs do not once again get me ejected from FirstEnergy Stadium.

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