• MMA fighter KJ Noons has kicked up quite a lovely lingerie-football-playing girlfiend in Melany Lorenzo.

• RB Thomas Jones blames Brett for Jets bumbling down the stretch.

• Man takes an 180-mile bike ride to go on an underage ride of his own.

• March Madness just wouldn’t be complete without a sitcom about heckling starring Tom Arnold.

• Don’t like getting a red card? Let your chainsaw do the talking.

• The Blazers did score against the Celtics with one man too many, but the NBA won’t overturn the bucket.

• Another Kardashian is cuddling up with another pro athlete.

• Could both NFC playoff games this weekend be subject to blackout?

• And the winner of our Bobby Johnson hard-of-hearing caption contest is…

JoJo, who must’ve slept well to come up with this: Actually…I’m not an official - but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!!

Thanks for playing. Keep your ears open for another contest tomorrow.