Letterman: "There’s a guy down in Texas who shoots and kills a man in his apartment. Then he dismembers him with a sharp object like a knife or a saw, I don’t know. Then he takes the body parts and throws them in the river and admits that he killed him, hacked him up and dumped him in the river. Well, yesterday a jury found him not guilty. I’m telling you, even O.J. was outraged."