Letterman: "The University of Colorado …

Letterman: "The University of Colorado football team signed a big TV deal today. All their games will be broadcast on Court TV next year."

"One of these women that was attacked was an exotic dancer at a local strip club and today coach Barnett said, ‘Yeah, but she was a terrible dancer!’ … Because of his insensitive remarks, he has been put on paid leave and they told him today, ‘One more allegation, he could be transferred to another parish.‘"