Leno: "Winds (because of Hurricane Ivan)…

Leno: "Winds (because of Hurricane Ivan) were so strong in Cuba, they actually blew some guys who couldn’t play baseball into America."

"According to Men’s Health magazine, one in nine men claim they’ve been dumped by women because of their love of football. In fact, nine of the ten men dumped didn’t even know the woman had left until after the Super Bowl."