Leno: "It was hot over the weekend. I was sweating like an NBA player waiting to see who called on Father’s Day.
"Congratulations to the San Antonio Spurs, NBA champions. As you know, they won the right to hold the Lakers’ trophy for one year."
"According to the Las Vegas Review newspaper, they’re reporting Joey Buttafuoco and O.J. Simpson have agreed to a Pay-Per-View fight. The cheater versus the wife beater. How busy is the cut man going to be in that ring?
"This is going to be the first fight in history where Don King looks like the good guy. In fact, O.J. said today he’d love to fight Joey Buttafuoco, but he can’t find a pair of gloves that fit."