• Neil Best of NEW YORK NEWSDAY learns that Lenny Dykstra still doesn’t like to read, yet makes mad money.

• OBSERVATIONS FROM ABOVE THE RIM doesn’t like Mike Krzyzewski being criticized for not wearing a ribbon for a slain North Carolina student.

• GOING FIVE HOLE sees nothing wrong with the last event at Yankee Stadium being a hockey game.

• If Billy Crystal can play with the Yankees, THE ANGRY T suggests other celebrities that should suit up for their favorite teams.

• THE JOY OF SOX updates on Manny being Manny, as Ramirez buys Dustin Pedroia a watch while reading new age self-help books.

• WICKED GOOD SPORTS thinks that without Josh Beckett or Dice-K, the Red Sox shouldn’t bother facing the A’s in Tokyo.

• MONEY PLAYERS gets pumped glossing through SPORTS ILLUSTRATED’s look at America’s steroid nation.

• THE LOVE OF SPORTS recommends their surefire way to win the office March Madness pool - just ask your girlfriend.

• Speaking of the Tournament, VEGAS WATCH notes that if you can’t win on the road, you won’t go very far in the brackets.