• We told you earlier how Matt Leinart isn’t too pleased about sharing top billing with Kurt Warner. Now, AZ SPORTS HUB theorizes how the QB quagmire would look on the silver screen:

• BUGS & CRANKS reserves a spot in the drunk tank, as they present the Cubs Postseason Drinking Game.

• Speaking of the North Siders, The CHICAGO TRIBUNE steals signals that Ryne Sandberg has his managerial eye on the Wirgley Field dugout.

• COUNTRY STANDARD TIME is taking requests, as Vols coach Philip Fulmer asked an up-and-coming country singer to perform at his daughter’s wedding:

• SPORTS MEDIA JOURNAL grabs a slice of Cold Pizza, as they break down the flaws of the Worldwide Leader.

• EPIC CARNIVAL gets the runaround from the Eagles, as they list the reasons why Andy Reid prefers passing.

• THE NOSEBLEEDS tries to hide their yawns, as Joe Torre finds his best Yankee pitcher “boring“:

• GHOSTS OF WAYNE FONTES might as well jump, as they tell us how the MLB playoff teams compare with Van Halen tunes.

• YARDBARKER quotes the Ravens WR (and ex-Sooner) Mark Clayton that Oklahoma wins the Red River Shootout, er, Rivalry. No, Shootout.

• MEDIA BISTRO flashes news that in the wake of Bridget Moynahan’s photo-op for OK! magazine, VANITY FAIR wants pics of Brady, baby…and Gisele:

• The LONDON TELEGRAPH quenches their thirst for news, as Gatorade signs a sponsorship deal with English soccer club Chelsea.

• ESPN’s Mike Greenberg tells Ocho Cinco to Just Shut Up.