We say a solemn sayonara to Annika Sorenstam, who’ll soon be swinging off into the sunset at season’s end.

• During the heat of battle, LeBron politely asks his mom to sit down.

• Jonathan Papelbon plays like crap(s) at Detroit’s Comerica Park.

• This guy must have mistook the sand trap for a water hazard.

• Kelvin Sampson is a blameless, misunderstood creature.

• Plans punched up for a Woody Hayes statue have been knocked down.

• Marvin Harrison doesn’t believe happiness is a warm gun.

• Mike D’Antoni wants to ship Stephon to the Suns.

• A Carolina Panther who admitted to doing meth has met his maker.

• Crikey! Aussie Olympians won’t be able to imbibe on Vegemite in Beijing.

• An Austrian skier sues after slurping down a secret in his supplement.