LeBron Would Play In Europe If The Price Is Right

• LeBron James would leave the NBA & play in Europe, all for a yearly salary of only … 50 MILLION DOLLARS! (raises pinky to corner of mouth)

Dr. Evil LeBron James

• Prince Fielder is sorry for brawling with Brewers teammate Manny Parra, but isn’t sorry for the kind of competitor he is.

• Tiger Woods, the world’s #1 golfer, is having problems going number 1.

• On the heels of Manny Ramirez joining the Dodgers, laundromats in the L.A. area have been inundated with lost red socks.

• Carson Palmer is confident the Bengals will win the AFC North.

• Is Brett Favre Buccaneer bound? Well, he’s not going to Green Bay again.

• Ex-Browns QB Bernie Kosar has been sacked by IRS for a $228,000 loss.

• Tom Brady & Coldplay share a special respect for each other.

• Dan Marino’s going Dancing With The Stars! (OK, maybe not.)

• Poor Heather Mitts - the U.S. women’s Olympic soccer team is off to a pretty bad start.

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