• The ex-wife of Bruce Pearl puts her alimony money to amusing use.
• LeBron James receives a Madison Square Garden reception fit for a king.
• Brian Urlacher dresses his kid in pink diapers & blue nail polish.
• Giants kicker wants the President to pardon his pot-peddling brother.
• Can’t wait for SI’s big Super Bowl bash? Um, we have some bad news.
• Why did Terelle Pyror pass on Notre Dame? Ask Charlie Weis - and maybe he’ll let you take a pic of his Super Bowl ring.
• The creators of the Whizzinator will now have to take care of their personal business in the prison potty.
• An ex-NBAer is making sure his foes in his Croatian basketball league are having a bloody good time.
• And the winner of today’s Nashed-up caption contest is…
CLEVELAND BROWN, with this Fred Sanford-inspired suggestion:
Oh, this this big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I’m coming to join ya, honey!
Hope everyone has a safe & enjoyable Thanksgiving. And remember not to be so stingy with the stuffing or crabby with the cranberries.
