• LeBron James & Carmelo Anthony just can’t get enough Barry Manilow.

And honestly, who really can?

• Beware, UCLA -  LenDale White is coming for your women.

• Tell ‘em all ‘Hookah!’ - Todd Marinvoich’s brother opens a smoke shop.

• The Jets finally outfox the Pats in Foxboro (or is it Foxborough?)

• David Letterman shows off his Ball State pride. Chirp! Chirp!

• When it comes to Alabama’s opponents, Nick Saban doesn’t give a s**t.

• One Oakland gay bar is not afraid to hide its shameful secret - they root for the Raiders.

• Strange as it may seem, NBA rookies can actually be quite charitable.

• And the winner of today’s Michael Curry Caption Contest is…

ALAN, with this excruciating explanation: Higher! My pants need to go higher!!

Thanks to everyone for playing. Have a woe-free weekend!