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• HOOPS 4 THE SOUL reviews Game 1 of the NBA Finals, as the Spurs win ugly, while LeBron was LePew:

LeBron LePew

• Mark Daniels, a columnist and pastor from the Cincinnati area, doesn’t much care for Colin Cowherd’s child-rearing advice.

• SPORTS REVIEW MAGAZINE congratulates the Anaheim Ducks on becoming the first Cali team to capture the Cup, and tells Scott Niedermayer not to wear that pledge pin:

Niedermayer and Neidermayer

• On a related note, 100% INJURY RATE waxes nostalgic on the many odd adventures of Le Coupe Stanley.

• BUGS & CRANKS lets their hair down as they celebrate baseball’s All-Mullet Team.

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• THE GHOST OF WAYNE FONTES takes a 30% cut from the decision by Daunte Culpepper to be his own agent.

• Meanwhile, the WAYNE FONTES EXPERIENCE wants to finally put old Tiger Stadium out of its misery.

Tiger Stadium

• CAKE ROCKS THE PARTY looks for the remote, as they’re fed up with ESPN’s questionable programming decisions.