LASORDA LIKELY SHOULD’VE BOOKED ‘NEVERLOST’ OPTION: A religion-based blog reports a bizarro Tommy Lasorda sighting last Friday in Winona Lake, IN. Our favorite closet perv was observed chatting up a Pastor’s wife (new fetish?) at a diner in the rural Indiana town - apparently “enroute with a group to the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York.”

For the record, the baseball HOF is nearly 700 miles from that location, and there aren’t many major airports near Winona Lake (unless you count Fort Wayne).

So Lasorda took a detour through Indiana on his way to Cooperstown? We had no idea the Hoosier state recently loosened laws regarding the sale of over-the-counter lesbian porn.