• The NEW YORK OBSERVER pitches up news that CNN host & Little League coach Larry King was tossed from his son’s game.

• THE BEST WHO serves up Maria Sharapova ogling Orlando Bloom.

• THE BASEBALL WRITER learns (via Erin Andrews) that Morgan Ensburg doesn’t impress the Harlem cops with his Yankee card.

• UNI WATCH buttons down the real reason why Pedro Martinez got hurt.

• FOOD COURT LUNCH cooks up what it would be like if Moises Alou went searching for Steve Bartman.

• THE GHOSTS OF WAYNE FONTES spits out their true feelings about the Pittsburgh Steelers. Good thing these guy don’t run a diner.

• The CHICAGO SUN-TIMES reports that Yosh Kawano, the Cubs’ clubhouse manager, will soon be doing different work after 65 seasons of service.

• THE SPORTING BLOG puts their best foot foward, as Randy Moss Ponys up with a new shoe seller.

• RANDBALL takes a look at the Pistons’ B-Team that beat the T-Wolves.