(These Lucky Strike lasses are wanted for questioning. They didn’t do anything wrong - we’re just looking for an excuse to talk to them.)
â€¢ Among those witnessing Kobe’s non-Shaq title triumph was Chris Brown & Rihanna - along with a fake Rihanna.
â€¢ With his 10th NBA title ring, Phil Jackson should finally call it a career - at least according to Charles Barkley.
â€¢ Now that the NBA & NHL seasons are finally over, we can turn our attention to the titles that really matter: the World Air Sex Championships.
â€¢ In a recent photoshoot, Anna Kournikova shows she’s still A-OK.
â€¢ Baseball phenom Bryce Harper is skipping out on his last two years of high school to become eligible for next year’s MLB Draft.
â€¢ A Romanian soccer fan runs on the pitch during a game and scores a goal. Nobody probably noticed, since the stadium was set on fire.
â€¢ Get those TiVos ready - Joe Buck’s new HBO show premieres tonight!
â€¢ URRRGGGHHH! Tennis officials want to put the lid on some of the ladies’ loud mid-match grunting.