• The Lakers fans’ celebration in downtown L.A. was a riot. No, seriously.

(These Lucky Strike lasses are wanted for questioning. They didn’t do anything wrong - we’re just looking for an excuse to talk to them.)

• Among those witnessing Kobe’s non-Shaq title triumph was Chris Brown & Rihanna - along with a fake Rihanna.

• With his 10th NBA title ring, Phil Jackson should finally call it a career - at least according to Charles Barkley.

• Now that the NBA & NHL seasons are finally over, we can turn our attention to the titles that really matter: the World Air Sex Championships.

• In a recent photoshoot, Anna Kournikova shows she’s still A-OK.

• Baseball phenom Bryce Harper is skipping out on his last two years of high school to become eligible for next year’s MLB Draft.

• A Romanian soccer fan runs on the pitch during a game and scores a goal. Nobody probably noticed, since the stadium was set on fire.

• Get those TiVos ready - Joe Buck’s new HBO show premieres tonight!

• MLB players could be okayed to chase after Olympic glory by 2016. Just make sure you look out for any severed skulls during your trip.

• URRRGGGHHH! Tennis officials want to put the lid on some of the ladies’ loud mid-match grunting.