Former NBA player and Duke standout Christian Laettner will be inducted into the The National Polish-American Sports Hall of Fame on June 12th.
Wait, so Laettner’s Polish? All this time I thought he was gay.
The blog 10000 TAKES jokes about attending the Troy, Michigan event upon learning what they’ll be serving for dinner:
We had no intention of attending the event until we reviewed our invitation and noticed that at the HOF dinner they’ll be serving bigos and pierogi, and that we were placed next to Pohland’s most famous actress, Izabella Scorupco. How is Troy in June, by the way?
Laettner will be inducted with three other guys you wouldn’t know from Stanisław Lem.