“Ladies’ Swimsuit Guy” Continues Reign of Terror

Yes, America is a land of sweeping opportunity and self expression, but here’s a sobering reminder that sometimes our freedoms have horrifying consequences. Police in Sugarcreek Township, Ohio, near Dayton, are still searching for a man who is harassing young girls while wearing a one-piece women’s bathing suit.

Not actually the Sugarcreek Flasher

My first thought of course is whether Cristiano Ronaldo can account for his whereabouts on the day in question. But this isn’t the first time something like this has happened in Sugarcreek.

Warning: The following news accounts are not for the meek. But the excerpts, from the DAYTON DAILY NEWS, are also what is commonly known as “comedy gold.” Enjoy.

  • White said police do not have any clues to the identity of the man, who is described as white, around 30 years old, 6 feet tall, 175-200 pounds with black hair and a receding hairline. He said it is not the same man who was arrested in a bikini years ago in Sugarcreek.
  • Later in the day, the man approached other girls near Bellbrook Canoe Rental, this time partially exposing himself, according to police.
  • “A couple of girls were walking back from the Frosty Eagle (ice cream shop) and the man was approaching them and verbally harassing them,” White said. “He wasn’t trying to grab them or anything. The girls told their father, and he called us.”

If you’re like me, nothing spoils your enjoyment of renting a canoe like suddenly viewing a man in a one-piece women’s bathing suit partially exposing himself.

Still not as disturbing as this, however.