The Ladies… will be on SbB all weekend to live blog the NFL Draft. They’ll be here for eight hours each day beginning Saturday at 2pm ET. See you then!

• Bolivian basketball babe Claudia Porras still proves she’s a model player.

• Today’s the day Rick Monday cemented himself as a real American hero for rescuing Old Glory.

• Jim Gray is still stalking the press areas - if only he was doing it for an actual sports network.

• Meanwhile, Kelvin Sampson is having no trouble entertaining job offers from the NBA.

• Dallas sportscaster Dale Hansen compares Pacman’s trade to Big D with the Cowboys signing Osama bin Laden.

• When is a hockey puck to the groin a good thing? When it uncovers the early stages of treatable testicular cancer.

• Elijah Dukes has stumbled on his perfect career - cleaning out zoo cages.

• A 14-year-old Nebraska soccer player may have been struck in the mouth by a stray bullet.

• Middle school baseball players in Tennessee were given the chance to punch up on their diamond skills.

• Some sports fans really get a kick out of the agony of de feet.