Case you are new to SbB, I live in Los Angeles, right on Venice Beach. With that, you always try to have the camera handy. Here’s some past snaps from the last week.
(”Hey Doc, I’m in pain! From What? The Botox next door. OK, here ya go…”)
(This thread is useless without pics)
(I’ve lost 22 pounds and kept it off for three years!)
(Heard of Happy Hour? This is what I call Very Happy Hour)
(Click through for the grills … )

(Fugged Up Her Line In “Bodies In Motion Meets The Beach!”)

(Thought I saw (insert NBA player name here) there yesterday)

(Even huge celebs like Pat O’Brien can fall on hard times)

(Beat off advances from Andy Dick & Pauly Shore moments before this shot)

(Shaq’s offseason routine a little unorthodox, no?)
If you want play-by-play of my daily rounds in the town I call Lipstick City, follow me here on Twitter. (If you’re hoping for insightful commentary on the Dodgers bullpen or the L.A. Kings checking line, don’t bother.)











8:39 pm on July 11th, 2009
Hey, the L.A. Kings checking line is quality. Don’t hate.
9:21 pm on July 11th, 2009
your blog is the most retarded and useless, piece of sh*t ever. never login again
9:46 pm on July 11th, 2009
your blog is the greatest and most meaningful site I have ever come across. login every day.
10:11 pm on July 11th, 2009
I’ve been blessed with many things in this life. An arm like a &@#& rocket, a &@&% like a burmese python, and the mind of a %#&%!& scientist.
12:20 am on July 12th, 2009
Ash,
Tweakin’?
5:21 am on July 12th, 2009
someone stole my posting name…the above BMW is an imposter
5:08 pm on July 12th, 2009
Ashley Schaeffer BMW (the top phony one) is the most retarded and useless piece of sh*t commenter. never read him again.