I live for non-sequiturs so I’m delighted to reported that former Miss California Carrie Prejean is now dating Rams backup QB Kyle Boller. RadarOnline.com reports the two met last summer and that Prejean recently dedicated her new book to Boller:
(Delightful coupling actually first reported last August)
“To my Kyle: I am so blessed to have you in my life. You have shown me what love is. Thank you for supporting me through all this drama. I knew when we met there was something so special about you.”
Prejean’s mongrel celebrity is purely a concoction of the gossips, having kicked off when she was ambushed by blogger Perez Hilton at the Miss America pageant. When her faux fame began a slow wane, suddenly sex tapes and lurid photos of her “surfaced.”
Radar is the latest outlet to feature “exclusive” details of Prejean’s sex vids and pics, which, in a stunning coincidence, feature her without a man. And now, Radar has the “exclusive” news of her new boyfriend.
All coincidence I’m sure.
Ask yourself, if a media outlet was “exclusively” trolling through nude pics and vids that showed you masturbating, would you give that same outlet the “exclusive” news of your newest boyfriend?
Boller-Prejean really is a perfect match. Has there ever been two people more famous for doing absolutely nothing?
3:49 pm on November 20th, 2009
spencer and heidi
4:11 pm on November 20th, 2009
It’s amazing how a flat-chested brunette can be nothing, then WHAMMO, going blonde and getting implants can make you rich.
Guys just don’t have those options.
4:29 pm on November 20th, 2009
If I could go back in time, I’d smite Perez Hilton before he asked his stupid question that made this idiot, Prejean, so popular. She in no way shape or form represents me or my people. Also, Kyle doesn’t know it yet, but she’s going to let herself get pregnant so she can get half of his money… sometime in May of 2010 she’ll “surprise” him with this news. In April of 2112, Boller will leave her and file for divorce. She’ll portray herself as a victim, and land her own talk show, which will only last 14 months before being cancelled. After this, she’ll begin to fade into obscurity, and will die on October 18, 2033, alone.
4:46 pm on November 20th, 2009
i’m sure boller can’t wait for those “solo” porn tapes this phony so called christian sent her last loser…nice catch boller!
4:47 pm on November 20th, 2009
Prejean is like a million other young blondes seeking the easy life: drop gear; drop to your knees; roll tape.
If, and it is a big if, you hit it big, drop the usual ‘it was a private tape for my boyfriend, it was a mistake, blah, blah, balh.’
So predictable, so boring.
Next.
5:19 pm on November 20th, 2009
Just think, if it weren’t for some emotionally unstable, homo Judge with an agenda we would have never heard of her.
6:07 pm on November 20th, 2009
Famous for absolutely nothing??? Really? You mean playing in the NFL is nothing? Do you know how hard it is to get into the league? Paris Hilton has done absolutely nothing and is famous. Kyle Boller isn’t Tom Brady but there’s still a lot of hard work and talent that you have to have to get into the league. What a stupid dumbass statement and I don’t even like Kyle Boller.
4:28 pm on November 21st, 2009
Good for both of them. Kyle got the shaft in Baltimore thanks to a really bad, bad coach. And Miss Calf. was beaten verbally by a fag who should have been the one beaten with a club. I’m happy for both of them. Go Klye do her good and smile at the asses in Baltimore.
11:58 pm on November 21st, 2009
Kyle’s doomed to wackin’ off to his copies of the videos. Easy to see that she’d rather do it alone, a team sport is too messy for that control freak.
11:10 am on November 23rd, 2009
wil
1:29 pm on November 24th, 2009
Who would want a non-squirter?