• YOU BEEN BLINDED peeks in and sees Kwame Brown taking Jonathan Richman’s advice, as the Lakers star was seen dancin’ at the lesbian bar:
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• WINNING THE TURNOVER BATTLE ponders if the Home Run Derby will soon go the way of the Slam Dunk Contest.
• BLOWN COVERAGE admires Manny Ramirez’s intestinal fortitude, except when said intestines are in turmoil:
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• JOE SPORTS FAN gets pumped up in honoring those less-appreciated players in the Steroids Era.
• THE HATER NATION breaks down the text messaging breakdown of Brian Urlacher:
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• We’re talking about football practice! YARDBARKER uncovers Allen Iverson’s glory days on the gridiron.
• The LOS ANGELES DAILY NEWS discovers a film clip-per in Elton Brand, Movie Producer:
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• The starting times they are a-changin’: Bob Dylan is staying away from minor league parks this summer.
• KEITH OLBERMANN IS EVIL wonders when did Dan Patrick turn into Brett Favre:
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• The PIE-EYED PICAYUNE doesn’t see why Yi is saying “Yikes!” to Milwaukee.
• RANDBALL asks what would be your ideal sports job.
