• Tony Kornheiser has called it quits with his “Monday Night Football” gig. In his place will be ex-Buccaneers coach Jon Gruden.

• And we’re sure Chucky will get along great with his new employer, since he’s had so many nice things to say about the Worldwide Leader before.

• Hedo Turkoglu’s heroics help the Orlando Magic curse the Celtics to no title repeat this year.

• Padraig Harrington is now taking golf tips from “Happy Gilmore“.

• In response to the Matthew Johns group sex scandal, some are calling for the banishment of cheerleaders from Australian pro rugby matches.

• The Colorado Avalanche are reportedly interested in having their former goalie superstar Patrick Roy take over as head coach.

• When anti-doping agents show up at a Belgian bodybuilding competition, the muscleheads grab their stuff & make a run for it.

• When Al Davis brought in Tom Cable as Lane Kiffin’s replacement, the Raiders owner had no idea who he was hiring - literally.

• What would a sports day be without yet another Brett Favre bulletin?

• The Denver Nuggets & the WWE are engaged in a Smackdown over who gets to use the Pepsi Center next Monday night.