Today we celebrate the day LAUREN WENT DOWN. And …
â€¢ Why did Bob Knight leave Lubbock? The Texas Tech coach quit for his kid.
â€¢ A high school footballer is heading to Cal on a full scholarship - just don’t tell Jeff Tedford.
â€¢ So distraught over the loss, a former Pats staffer (Matt Walsh, maybe?) is selling his Super Bowl ring.
â€¢ According to the MSM, the only thing Plaxico Burress didn’t do was threaten to bleed on the Patriots.
â€¢ Couldn’t Brad Miller get someone else to do the dishes?
â€¢ Sunday’s duel in the desert was the most-watched Super Bowl (and 2nd-biggest TV event) ever.
â€¢ All those people sitting at home viewing the game made it easier for Fargo police to bring in the bad guys.
â€¢ South Korean athletes can’t bring themselves to shoulder the responsibility of military service.
â€¢ Meanwhile, one Pats player was caught trying to soothe his sorrows the Ricky Williams way.
â€¢ But New England fans can cheer up by looking at the team’s cheerleaders Maxim-izing their scantily-clad bodies.