â€¢ RIGHTFIELDERS listens intently, as Kim Kardashian does all the talking for Reggie Bush while the duo hosted an all-white party in the Hamptons.
The locale makes sense for such a segregated shindig. Oh, wait - they meant that all the guests were wearing white. Our faux pas.
â€¢ Even though she didn’t claim the checkered flag at Indy, BABES IN SPORTSLAND still thinks Milka Duno is a winner.
â€¢ The FEMININE FAN races along news that Yao Ming held a moment of silence before Sunday’s Coca Cola 600 for earthquake victims in China.
â€¢ Holy Hot Stove! HOME RUN DERBY flips through the pages to see some comic book superheroes taking a swing at baseball.
â€¢ JOE SPORTS FAN’s goggles do nothing, as they can’t avert their eyes from these ugly athletes.
â€¢ SPORTS ILLUSTRATED comes across the shocking news of ex-MLB pitcher Geremi Gonzalez getting killed by lightning at a Venezuelan beach.
â€¢ KOIN-TV in Portland gnaws up news that the Oregon State Beavers won’t get the chance to threepeat at the College World Series.
â€¢ And congratulations to the Northwestern Wildcats for claiming their 4th straight national championship in women’s lacrosse! (When you’re an NU fan, you take any athletic accolades you can get. Still, winning four straight NCAA titles in any sport is quite an accomplishment. Go ‘Cats!)