KIMMY SHOWS SHE’S NO SAINT BY BEATING AROUND BUSH: Kim Kardashian, supposedly dating Saints RB Reggie Bush, showed up in New York looking for a new lap to straddle:

I DON’T LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY reports that Kim was at the launch of Lorraine Schwartz’s Diamond Monkey collection “trying to get on the lap of any rapper she could find.”

After being rebuffed by the likes of Pharrell Williams, she finally settled on getting freaky with Fabolous.

If Kimmy’s crass cavorting keeps up, Reggie is going to need a new date for the BET Awards.