Kidd’s Girlfriend Puts On Body Paint For Playboy

Does the name Hope Dworaczyk ring a bell? (Or give you a headache from trying to spell or pronounce her last name?) She’s the aspiring model Jason Kidd turned to after his nasty divorce from wife Joumana. But after supposedly knocking her up, Jason gave up Hope and started messing around with Danish model May Anderson - until Kidd heard she was lounging around with Lindsay Lohan.

Hope Dworaczyk Playboy

Now Jason is apparently back with Ms. Dworaczyk. And by looking at her latest spread in Playboy, I would never want to give up Hope again, either. She’s featured in this month’s issue decked out in a skimpy Mavericks-eque outfit. How skimpy is it? There’s no clothing at all - just body paint.

More photos brushed up after the jump.

Hope Dworaczyk Playboy

Hope Dworaczyk Playboy

Hope Dworaczyk Playboy

Hope Dworaczyk Playboy

And Hope would love to hear some hearty congratulations from you - or at least a simple “hello”. As she bemoans to the NEW YORK POST:

“Men don’t hit on me at all. I’m 5-foot-10, so maybe that rules out half of them, but you’d figure they’d approach me.” 

Well, there is the fact you’re already dating Jason Kidd. And that you’re pregnant with Kidd’s kid.

Wait - you’re not?

[Hope] adds she’s still denying rumors she’s pregnant with his child:“I’ve either hidden this baby from the world somehow or have been pregnant longer than anybody else.”

Oh. In that case, next time I’m out clubbing in New York or L.A. or Dallas and I run into you, I’ll say hi. And I’ll give you a congratulatory handshake, followed by a warm hug, then a nice shoulder massage, and … um, perhaps I’ve already said too much.

(P.S. The NSFW photos can be found at ON 205TH.)