OK, whose sloppy seconds would you rather have to have (there are no winners here)? Sean Avery’s, or Britney Spears‘? I’m pretty sure Dion Phaneuf doesn’t mind too much, but one volleyball player should really head to the clinic to get herself checked out.

University of Hawaii student, former All-American and AVP Beach Volleyball player Victoria Prince is Kevin Federline’s latest conquest, and she’s a step down from from Britney circa 2000, but definitely a step up from Britney ‘08. (Judge for yourself with pics, after the jump.)

Prince apparently met Federline since they’re on the same bowling team, which is pretty much the classiest way to meet someone. I’m not sure what she sees in him and his four kids, but I think I know what he sees in her.

As you can clearly see, Vicky is just thrilled to be in K-Fed’s company:

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