TV announcers have a job that’s obviously a lot tougher than it seems: professional talking. It must be tough because the football world, both professional and college, has about four people who are any good at it.
(This is a story about boobs. I mean football. Boobs.)
One of them is definitely not Kenny Albert, who seems to react to a shot of the Tennessee cheerleaders by calling Green Bay the “Knockers.”
Video is after the jump:
Nice work, Kenny. Be on the lookout next week when the Arizona Hooters play the San Francisco Gazongas, and the Tennessee Melons face the BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS.
Err, I mean Chicago.
11:10 pm on November 2nd, 2008
Irony alert: It's semi-common knowledge that Kenny Albert like to suit up with the same team.
2:03 am on November 3rd, 2008
It was so shocking to hear, the guy filming the TV passed out!
2:11 am on November 3rd, 2008
Bet later on Kenny called them the Tennessee Tit-ans.
2:13 am on November 3rd, 2008
The Green Bay Knockers do play in a tough division with the Chicago Breasts, Detroit Legs and Minnesota Vaginas.
2:17 am on November 3rd, 2008
Marv Albert would just love those cheerleader outfits. He probably has some in his closet right now.
2:18 am on November 3rd, 2008
Sounds like he's saying "Dockers" to me. Must have a pants fetish.
2:31 am on November 3rd, 2008
What a boob.
10:15 am on November 3rd, 2008
Can't really blame the guy for getting distracted, although he is supposed to be a paid professional announcer.
10:21 am on November 3rd, 2008
What four are any good at it? I'd consider Verne Lundquist, Ron Franklin, Al Michaels and Gus Johnson the best in football. Gus really needs to do more college games, since he's so great at basketball.
10:35 am on November 3rd, 2008
Does that guy have a voice-activated remote?
10:48 am on November 3rd, 2008
We're so sorry,
Kenny Albert,
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day,
We're so sorry,
Kenny Albert,
But the kettle's on the boil and we're so easily called away
12:15 pm on November 3rd, 2008
"The Green Bay Knockers do play in a tough division with the Chicago Breasts, Detroit Legs and Minnesota Vaginas."
Yeah I heard that the Detroit Legs run all over their competition except when they play @ Minnesota. Supposedly the ground is really slippery there.
12:42 pm on November 3rd, 2008
It must be fun to go into the tunnels at Minnesota.
1:51 pm on November 3rd, 2008
This joke doesn't work. Most of the cheerleaders in that video are boobies-challenged.