Ken Griffey Feels Like Someone Bungee Jumped Off His Right Nut

WE’RE JUST RELIEVED TO KNOW THE RIPCORD DIDN’T SNAP: Ken Griffey, Jr. to the CINCINNATI ENQUIRER on the lower abdominal strain he suffered yesterday at Wrigley Field:

Ken Griffey Junior Injury

The best way I can describe it is it felt like somebody bungee jumped off my right nut.