â€¢ BUGS AND CRANKS keeps abreast of what Orioles missus Anna Benson has been up to:
â€¢ HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS mugs for the camera, as they offer their Faces of the Franchise, both AL and NL versions.
â€¢ Due to a new Ricky Williams-influenced rule, CTV barks out news that it will be ruff for Michael Vick to try playing in the Canadian Football League.
â€¢ FAN NATION calls its cable provider, as an HBO series might have influenced Larry Johnson to return to the Kansas City Chiefs:
â€¢ SIGNAL TO NOISE breaks out the cigars, as Leinart & Urlacher congratulate Brady on his new bundle of joy.
â€¢ The ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS delves deep into the manly emotion of glove love.
â€¢ DEUCE OF DAVENPORT holds their breath as they witness who sinks or swims in thee World Underwater Hockey Championship:
â€¢ NEW YORK NEWSDAY knows no good deed goes unpunished, as Stephon Marbury’s donation of 3,000 basketball shoes might be a violation of Title IX.
â€¢ NEWS GROPER has the skinny on why A-Rod may be joining the He-man Women Haters Club.
â€¢ THE SPORTS HERNIA inks along with yet another review of athlete caricature t-shirts:
â€¢ PATRIOTS DAILY has a bad notion that Drew Bledsoe doesn’t like football.
â€¢ RUMORS AND RANTS picks who they think will be #1 for UFC 74.