â€¢ Lawyers ask not to bring up Barry Bonds’ testicles during testimony.
â€¢ A-Rod’s needle-happy unnamed cousin has finally been found.
â€¢ Verne Gagne may have beaten his nursing home roommate to death.
â€¢ Penn State & Illinois were very offensive with their offense last night.
â€¢ SI swimsuit models want to help you make it big with your Big Nut Bar.
â€¢ The Harlem Globetrotters hope you don’t raze the roof until they’ve had a chance to play a game on it.
â€¢ How about naming the new Cowboys home Salvation Army Stadium?
â€¢ One Boston writer believes the Red Sox should say farewell to Fenway.
â€¢ And the winner of today’ kangaroo golf caption contest is…
The Real BPR, with this submission: Golf’s new version of the instant replay hood was not well-received by most tour pros.
Thanks for playing. A new contest will be teed up tomorrow.