• Buxom British model Katie “Jordan” Price is back on the scene, seeking to shag some soccer superstars.

• MLB instant replay: It shouldn’t be just for home runs anymore.

• SEC college football is coming to a TV set near you. Just try and stop it.

• Part 2 of Adam J’s expose on the Register’s Annual Bike Ride Across Iowa - complete with fun photos of good ol’ Midwestern folk.

• A Mets VP rips into a minor league team, taking off his shirt & calling one of the players a [vulgar term for a specific part of the female anatomy].

• Gorilla out for the season after suffering a zebra bite. Yes, really.

• Hedo Turkoglu: New Raptor who’s also a new rapper.

• The eyes of Texas are upon A&M’s football locker room - specifically on the carpet, spelled out in athletic tape.

• TMZ releases secret video of Jordan Crawford’s camp dunk on LeBron - only to have another website present a much better version.

• Police wrangle up some suspects in the Mexican midget wrestler deaths.