We’re a little camera shy, so we’ll take our next Philippe order to go.

• Is Katarina Witt’s Playboy past too worrisome for the Worldwide Leader?

• Bruce Pearl uses the ol’ hug excuse to text Erin Andrews. Does this guy know how to operate or what?

• A funny photo of Kyle Korver cowering on the court.

• David Stern puts the hammer down on homer TV announcers.

• Bill Cowher puts in an appearance at Penn State. Just be careful where you’re driving, Bill.

• Trent Green is headstrong about finding another NFL job.

• Warren Sapp retires, Raiders don’t care.

• With an arena tax approved, Oklahoma City takes one step closer to securing the Sonics.

• The goggles, they do nothing against these sour soccer shirts.

• A distraught Brett Favre fan stops tosses his Packers shirt out in the cold. He could have donated it to these new twins, instead.