Those Kardashian women sure like their men on the sporty side. Kim is running around with Saints RB Reggie Bush. Mom Kris has jumped in the sack with former Olympian Bruce Jenner. And now sister Khloe is bouncing her way toward an NBA player.
The NATIONAL LEDGER informs us that Khloe has hooked up with Rashad McCants of the Minnesota Timberwolves. Apparently Reggie was the one playing matchmaker in bringing the two together. Ain’t love grand.
(We think T-Wolves teammate Marko Jaric grabbed a better trophy in Adriana Lima, but that’s just us.)
It figures Khloe would eventually end up with a pro basketballer. She needs to keep up with Kim’s & Kris’ amorous endeavors with athletes, and her criminal record helps Khloe fit right in with the NBA crowd.
But McCants better take care when cuddling with a Kardashian:
“They’re getting serious,” says an insider close to Khloe. “Rashad knows that the Kardashians are incredibly close; if you date one member, you basically date them all. But he’s not worried — he loves Khloe and can’t wait to get to know the whole family better!”
(They’re all yours, Rashad!)
But what was it about Rashad that captured Khloe’s heart? His good looks? His ripped & toned body? His outstanding backboard skills?
We bet it’s his penchant for poetry. (Thanks to THE INQUSITR for the tip.) You know chicks just dig lovey-dovey words. See for yourself if you’re not swooning in seconds. From Rashad’s selection entitled “Love Thief“:
I’m not a Grinch that stole love but I’m a thief with no love.
Eyes bright like city lights when she enters my life.
Every morning after yawning we make love to sweet nothing and birds chirping.
My tongue lurking for that spot that says stop and makes ya mouth drop.
I’d spit you out just to taste you again.
And again I’d have this dream during the day where my eyes lay wide shut.
Love has culture shocked my brain and blindsided my heart,
my skin crawls with butterfly touches that tickle my smile.
Her eyes drown me in her deep blue sea. I openly swim naked in her fresh water.
So natural she smells like rain….
Yeah, that’s the common reaction. But, hey, we wish the couple well. And if things don’t work out … well, more material for us!
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