• DEADSPIN is saddened to hear Jose Lima may be done with baseball.

Sadder still, does this mean no more sightings of his lovely wife, Melissa?

• WITH LEATHER needs an athletic supporter, as Antwan Jamison gets crowned in the family jewels.

• CHATTER BALKS eavesdrops on the monumental meet-up between his holiness Pope Benedict & his heftiness Tommy Lasorda.

• Michael Hiestand of USA TODAY hereby declares Erin Andrews as “TV sports’ first It Girl.”

• Trevor Immelman may have gotten the green jacket, but Darren Rovell of CNBC knows that Nike was the real winner of The Masters.

• MELT YOUR FACE OFF talks trash, as they compare this season’s NHL playoff participants to the Garbage Pail Kids.

• HOME RUN DERBY takes a swing at the dynamic duo of White Sox callers Hawk Harrelson & Darrin Jackson.

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK notices a slight difference in Malcolm Kelly’s dash numbers between the NFL and the player’s PR people.