Jose Canseco Needs Big Dick Hunter To Truly Reveal His Lifes Reality

JOSE CANSECO USES BIG DICK HUNTER TO REVEAL REALITY: Hollywood’s endless search for a gargoyle-based reality show may be over, as something called “Big Dick Hunter” is set to announce this week a network-less reality show featuring the fun-loving, future-tumored Jose Canseco.

Jose Canseco Bi-Curious

Larry Brown of Fox Sports reports that Canseco’s glorified cleaning woman publicist is depleting media fax paper and locking up Outlook Email apps with the news that the human chemistry set will soon host his own reality show.