JoePa Almost As Funny As Jeff Sagarin’s Mummy

ALL POINTS BULLETIN addressed to archaeologists around the globe: I’ve unearthed one of the rarest discoveries the earth, sun, moon and Jim Delany hath ever known:

Joe Paterno Makes a Funny

Joe Paterno makes a legitimate funny that doesn’t involve a failed internal organ.

Video after the jump.

I’ll soon be alerting NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC editorial so they can wrangle that historical footage away from LOS ANGELES TIMES hustler Adam Rose. Those moving pictures definitely belong in the time capsule for the next moonshot.


Or at the very least, prime placement next to dilapidated computers and Jeff Sagarin’s Mummy at “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not’s” BCS exhibit, due to open in 2011 on Hollywood Blvd.

7 comments

  1. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    8:56 pm on December 26th, 2008

    JoePa is DA MAN!!!!!

  2. GravatarSuperSC
    9:03 pm on December 26th, 2008

    Such a funny old guy. Shame to see him lose in Pasadena next Thursday.

  3. GravatarAll Washed Up
    9:12 pm on December 26th, 2008

    Heh, heh - he's old.

  4. GravatarDesert Rat
    9:18 pm on December 26th, 2008

    I hope Paterno got the senior's discount on his Disneyland admission.

  5. GravatarPhil Bama Slamma
    9:27 pm on December 26th, 2008

    This guy should keep coaching for the next 20-30 years.

  6. GravatarRod Allen
    9:33 pm on December 26th, 2008

    Actually, Joe Paterno really is older than Disneyland. The park was opened in 1955, while JoePa came into existence in 1926 - about 29 years earlier.

  7. GravatarPaul
    2:06 am on December 27th, 2008

    I'm just glad somebody had the forethought to hire the nice blonde woman to make sure JoePa was facing the crowd and not addressing his comments to the evergreen tree on his right.

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