ALL POINTS BULLETIN addressed to archaeologists around the globe: I’ve unearthed one of the rarest discoveries the earth, sun, moon and Jim Delany hath ever known:
Joe Paterno makes a legitimate funny that doesn’t involve a failed internal organ.
Video after the jump.
I’ll soon be alerting NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC editorial so they can wrangle that historical footage away from LOS ANGELES TIMES hustler Adam Rose. Those moving pictures definitely belong in the time capsule for the next moonshot.
Or at the very least, prime placement next to dilapidated computers and Jeff Sagarin’s Mummy at “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not’s” BCS exhibit, due to open in 2011 on Hollywood Blvd.







8:56 pm on December 26th, 2008
JoePa is DA MAN!!!!!
9:03 pm on December 26th, 2008
Such a funny old guy. Shame to see him lose in Pasadena next Thursday.
9:12 pm on December 26th, 2008
Heh, heh - he's old.
9:18 pm on December 26th, 2008
I hope Paterno got the senior's discount on his Disneyland admission.
9:27 pm on December 26th, 2008
This guy should keep coaching for the next 20-30 years.
9:33 pm on December 26th, 2008
Actually, Joe Paterno really is older than Disneyland. The park was opened in 1955, while JoePa came into existence in 1926 - about 29 years earlier.
2:06 am on December 27th, 2008
I'm just glad somebody had the forethought to hire the nice blonde woman to make sure JoePa was facing the crowd and not addressing his comments to the evergreen tree on his right.