GLASS GUFFAW: The KANSAS CITY STAR reports on a joke attempt by Royals Owner David Glass last Friday at a team-sponsored luncheon.

The so-called funny boner was about three elderly women (Wal-Mart Greeters?) who smuggled a bottle of booze into a ballgame.

During the game, one of the ladies noticed that her two friends had passed out (no, it wasn’t after the news of the Royals signing Gil Meche for $55M).

Glass then put on his broadcaster hat and described the game situation (see punch line): “Bottom of the fifth … two outs … and the bags were loaded.”

David, they’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you - in more ways than one.