• Ten-hut! MARINE CORPS TIMES reports that John Paxson’s son Ryan is leaving the college court and joining the Leathernecks.

• The experts have already done it, so now it’s your turn to try your hand at the SPORTING NEWS’ 1986 Strat-O-Matic season.

• FOOD COURT LUNCH gives us/poetry of star athletes/in lovely haiku.

• Al Iannazzone of the BERGEN (NJ) RECORD believes John Calipari should play it smart and stay in school.

• WCBS-TV only brings us the important news - like presenting a photo gallery featuring the hottest female athletes.

• Although Brett Favre seems ready to comeback if called upon, WBAY-TV passes along news that the Packers don’t really have the QB on speed dial.

• And although the former #4 doesn’t yet have a street named after him, the BILOXI (MS) SUN HERALD reports that Favre has received something more civically sensational - a congratulatory resolution from the Mississippi House of Representatives. (However, it still needs to pass the Senate.)

• Pete Prisco of CBS SPORTS predicts former Michigan QB Chad Henne to be the next coming of Tom Brady.

• RIZZO SPORTS salutes swimming’s latest world record holder Jessica Hardy. So, when can we see her sexy snapshots on Facebook? She’s not Australian, so it should be OK.

• AOL FANHOUSE needs some help, as Mike Tirico wasn’t told how to approach his first Masters telecast.

• Meanwhile, Adam Van Brimmer of the SAVANNAH MORNING NEWS isn’t too happy with the Worldwide Leader invading Augusta.

• Looks like things are getting back to normal at Nebraska, as a Husker football player has been charged with sexual assault.